Yallternative Dirtbag Embroidered Dad Hat

YALLTERNATIVE DIRTBAG

For the weird kids who grew up, but absolutely did not grow out of it.

This embroidered baseball cap features YALLTERNATIVE DIRTBAG in bold maroon and white embroidery for a little vintage punk-merch energy without trying too hard.

Made for elder emos, tattooed weirdos, dive bar patron saints, feral millennials, and anyone whose winter wardrobe is mostly black anyway.

Wear it to a show. Wear it to the gas station. Wear it because you still don't want to wash your hair after the guitarist of that one local band that has an inexplicable amount of groupies touched it during their oh so dreamy love song.

DETAILS
Embroidered design — not printed
Maroon + white Yallternative Dirtbag embroidery
Classic Dad Hat

Certified Possum Energy 

Perfect for concerts, nights around the fire pit, flea markets, dive-bar patios, tattoo appointments, or the arctic AC in the smoking section of Waffle House at 2am.

WHO'S IT FOR?
The elder emo.
The goth with a day job.
The punk who now has a Costco membership.
The millennial whose knees hurt at concerts.
That one friend that always disappears at one hour into the night and then reappears on the curb with a crushed pack of cigarettes and story.

YALLTERNATIVE DIRTBAG

LGBTQ+ friendly. No hate. Stay weird. 
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh