Yallternative Dirtbag Camo Dad Hat | Ironic Millennial Baseball Cap | Vintage Americana Adjustable Hat
For the weird kids who grew up, got tattoos, developed back pain, and somehow still look good in camo.
This embroidered camouflage cap features YALLTERNATIVE arched across the front in bold orange and yellow stitching, with a little DIRTBAG embroidered on the back—because the people behind you deserve to know what they're dealing with too.
Use it as a calling card to find the fellow Warped Tour survivors.
It's got just the right mix of that one time that we couldn't stop making everything camo, the borderline obnoxious coloring of pop punk merch, roadside Americana (aka I used to wear an uniroinc trucker hat in high school, and feral millennial 'I don't have time to match colors, eff yall for making us go through that weird greige phase,' energy.
Throw it on for the dive bar, the farmers market that you go to on Sundays in your old Fall Out Boy concert Tee, nights around the fire pit, tailgates with that one friend that likes sports, gas station snack runs.
THE DETAILS
Classic camouflage baseball cap
Embroidered front + back design
“YALLTERNATIVE” front embroidery
“DIRTBAG” back embroidery
Adjustable strap for a customizable fit
+10 points to your Possum Energy
THE YALLTERNATIVE DIRTBAG UNIVERSE
Yallternative Dirtbag is original art and apparel for the beautifully unhinged—inspired by elder emo nostalgia, tattoo flash, dive bars, weird Americana, cryptids, backroads, spooky shit, and the occasional questionable decision.
LGBTQ+ friendly. No hate. Stay weird.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh